You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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My children are mistakes

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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drugs.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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