- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

Ben is gay

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

where's waldo? in a picture book.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

minorities

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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