Dan O'Driscoll

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Ben is gay

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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