How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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oops

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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I love you.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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