My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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Women Drivers.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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The geese of Growmore

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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