I've got the moobs like jagger.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

What is big and white, not the moon CC

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

Herman Cain

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

DANA

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Freddie Mercurys teeth

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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