How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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