- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Please don't rape me.

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

What time is it? 12:03 AM

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

Look Down Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

Canada

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

What color is my lamp? Brown

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

knock knock come in

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

So dont touch it

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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