- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

Knock knock It's open, come in.

A fat man buys a salad

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."