What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

Chuck Norris died.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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