What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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i heart wiener

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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My mom's dead

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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Water, please.

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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Anti Joke

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