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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

What did the mole say? Nothing

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

A fat man buys a salad

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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