jack shine has boobs

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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nine...eleven

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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I am really good at math debating

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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if it's friday, it must be China

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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