Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

Yo mama so fat she died

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

Obamacare!

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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