- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

women's rights

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock Opens Door

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

a little girl gets raped

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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