Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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Obamacare!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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