- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

Tacos

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

My friends are like trampolines I have none

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