- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have read the Terms of Service.

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

Men's rights.

What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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