- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

Connor "Rusty" McLeod

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

what did the man say to the other man? hi

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

What's not red? No tomatoes.

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

What's your name? You tell me.

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

What should I name my dog?

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

Haha pizza

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

the joke below me is not an anti joke

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