What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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sweaty black guy

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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Hey Caleb.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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