what did the man say to the other man? hi

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

What's not red? No tomatoes.

whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's your name? You tell me.

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

I'm gay. Great me too.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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