Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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fart

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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