Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Kittens.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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