What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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this website...

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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