Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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You're so straight!

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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