roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Poop

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

i like potatoes

noodles

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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