Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

A homeless person dies.

Women"s Rights

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

Black people

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

shut up

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

Exactly what?

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

This joke isnt funny.

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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