Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

What lives underground? Grandpa

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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