Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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hi

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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Water, please.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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World Of Warcraft

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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