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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Tacos

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

What lives underground? Grandpa

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

newt gingrich

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

World peace

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

SAY

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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