- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

womans rights

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Please don't rape me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

What time is it? 12:03 AM

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

ollie is a fag so are you

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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