How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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Go away.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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Black people are clen.

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Sea World Japan.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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