How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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Ancient Greeks rights

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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