Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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Robin, get in the car.

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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penis

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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Anti Joke

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