Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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404 Error: Joke not found

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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