Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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you will die someday

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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