- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

Hands women baby Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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