Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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What's your name? You tell me.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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My sister has to take a dump

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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hi

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Anti Joke

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