Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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Anti Joke

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