How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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I LIKE TURLES.

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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