your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

okay.....

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

Womens rights.

Y2K

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

A man walks into a bar.

Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

Get in the van

YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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