What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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WNBA

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KEVIN HART

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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minorities

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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Anti Joke

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