What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Like this joke

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

WNBA

Yeah, totally.

where do the women go? the womanarium

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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