a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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Women's rights

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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Women's Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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