What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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GAY PEOPLE

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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