what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

the joke below me is not an anti joke

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

A horse walks into a bar...n

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

like my drawing of a white person?

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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