How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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Hey Caleb.

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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Write your own

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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Ancient Greeks rights

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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I came.

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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penisface

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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