- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

What is 69? A two digit number.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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