- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

Your mum is dead

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

How Long is a Chinese man.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Don't rape me!

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

What comes after "Q" R

Osama Bin Laden dies.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

Penis in a box.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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