- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

The horse said "nay."

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

Knock Knock "whose there?"... "me"

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

Bumsniffer

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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