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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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8=D

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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No.

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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Anti Joke

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