Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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minorities

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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womans rights

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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Anti Joke

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