What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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Child Prostitution.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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how does peploe get around they walk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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