Hello I'm a fat kid

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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if it's friday, it must be China

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Womens rights.

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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