Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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Anti Joke

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