Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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hi

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Women's Basketball.

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Romney 2012

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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