- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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