My mom just died....

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

balls in ya mouf

Time flies like a banana.

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

kennah campion... being nice

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

two fish are in a tank.

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

Anti Joke

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