A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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Your mum is dead

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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Obama.

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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69

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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im black

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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