Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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Lebron Traveled

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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Anti Joke

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