- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

I am a real homosexual

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why did the bunny eat his food

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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