Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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women's rights

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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Amputations.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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