What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Dead babies.

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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