What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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