Penis

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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PENIS

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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My butt!!!!

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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