A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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im black

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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69

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Canada

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A ginger rapping.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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