- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Knock Knock. Go away!

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

Knock Knock Good one...

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

PENIS

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Working hard or hardly working????

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