- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

My sister has to take a dump

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

What's 1+1? 4.

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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