- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

where's waldo? in a picture book.

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

Knock Knock. Go away!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

minorities

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

did you ever see a butter fly?

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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