What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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Black people are clen.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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