Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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Hitler is my role model

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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The WNBA.

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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Anti Joke

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