- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

This is not Will Smith.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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