yo momma is so tall shes tall

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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ruddell and dodds anal

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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Myspace

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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