jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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A scottish man having fun

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Chuck Norris died.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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This joke isnt funny.

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black people. that is all...

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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Is Carly smart? No.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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