why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

This is not Will Smith.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

A scottish man having fun

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

What time is it? 10:58

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Hey Caleb.

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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