- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

I won the game.

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Sea World Japan.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

women's rights

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

Why....... Because.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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