jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

beiber i straight

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

I love boobs

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

Oliver's friends

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

Windows Vista

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

Jasper sucks.

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

God is religiously proven to be real

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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