So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

Lets go Detroit Pistons!

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

Kate

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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