- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

drugs.

Child Prostitution.

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

whats round and like a ball a ball

What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

Niko isnt a mexican douche

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

Fruitcake

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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