9:11 make a wish

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

This is not Will Smith.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

a black guy leaves prison

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

One Big Ass Mistake America

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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