you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

sixty....eight.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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women's rights

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Why were corners made? For crying.

Men's rights

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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