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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

What time is it? 10:58

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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