Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

kennah campion... being nice

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

steves legs

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

A joke

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Well, this is fun.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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